• God Save Me A Gun

    God Save Me A Gun
    上帝给老子准备了一把枪

    God gave me a gun
    上帝给老子一把抢

    Said take everyone
    说,切,把 每个

    Standing in the way of what you really want
    挡路勒都干掉

    So I took his advice
    所以我说,好嘛

    Yeah, I never thought twice
    是勒,想都不想一哈

    Headed out to find
    就切找

    To find a Victim
    一个倒霉蛋

    And if I never run out of ammunition
    假如老子的弹药用不完

    I’ll just keep shooting
    老子就一直开枪

    Cause I’m the only one
    因为我只要个人

    That likes to see myself hurting
    看到个人受伤

    God played me a song
    上帝放了一首歌

    Said sing alone
    让我个人唱

    How fragile is the sound
    海丫,我勒声音很脆弱

    When no one is around
    因为不得人在身边

    You keep so damn confused
    你娃儿就很容易

    By love you always lose
    在得不到勒爱里头迷失

    But child it’s what you choose
    但是, 娃娃, 这是个人选勒

    Lost and lying on the ground
    迷失,躺在地上

    So I rose up and danced
    所以老子站咯起来跳舞

    Like an angel with a broken body
    像一只受伤勒天使

    Eyes turning to glass
    老子看到镜子头

    To run the rain across my face
    眼泪哗哗流

    Streets held out their hands
    路人们伸出手

    To lead me back to my sweet manger
    引导老子回到我可爱的盆盆

    And tuck me into my flesh
    把老子勒灵魂塞进肉体

    Where I woke up to an answered prayer
    当老子醒来勒时候,上帝终于答应了

    这个是办公室超强勒同事翻译勒山寨版,很强悍哇?

    还有一个文言文版,我无语了……

    帝欲以枪置余帝赐余以一枪曰:予之尔,挡路者方可杀之

    吾曰:大善!

    呜呼!弗思考之燃眉,

    遂寻首当其冲者

     

    若吾之枪弹无穷也

    遂将****杀之,不断呼

    因余常惯独悲余之伤也

     

    帝赐予音乐再三

    尔等独唱之

    独闻吾之声,嘶哑呜咽

    只因无人相随伴之

    吾尝患得患失予爱之深渊

     

    呜呼,尔等方知此乃汝之择焉?

    无神无采以地躺之

    遂立,舞之

    犹如受伤之天使

    吾窥之以镜

    泪以面流之

    路人伸手善待吾以礼

    引吾归盆皿

    遂置之吾于母体间

    醒 帝允之