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极度无神就像死了一般让我觉得,不如死了算了可惜,我还得上班去对着电脑屏幕,傻敲为了那点微不足道的薪水和莫名其妙会被扣掉的奖金升职算个球我依旧是个任人摆布的小蓝领而依旧地攒不了钱,买不来房,继续过我的小日子,还乐在其中一般 这就是他妈的生活 真想睡死,多好看他们睡得像死猪一样什么都不会知道不会知道我多么地痛苦



