God Save Me A Gun
上帝给老子准备了一把枪

God gave me a gun
上帝给老子一把抢

Said take everyone
说，切，把 每个

Standing in the way of what you really want
挡路勒都干掉

So I took his advice
所以我说，好嘛

Yeah, I never thought twice
是勒,想都不想一哈

Headed out to find
就切找

To find a Victim
一个倒霉蛋

And if I never run out of ammunition
假如老子的弹药用不完

I’ll just keep shooting
老子就一直开枪

Cause I’m the only one
因为我只要个人

That likes to see myself hurting
看到个人受伤

God played me a song
上帝放了一首歌

Said sing alone
让我个人唱

How fragile is the sound
海丫，我勒声音很脆弱

When no one is around
因为不得人在身边

You keep so damn confused
你娃儿就很容易

By love you always lose
在得不到勒爱里头迷失

But child it’s what you choose
但是, 娃娃, 这是个人选勒

Lost and lying on the ground
迷失，躺在地上

So I rose up and danced
所以老子站咯起来跳舞

Like an angel with a broken body
像一只受伤勒天使

Eyes turning to glass
老子看到镜子头

To run the rain across my face
眼泪哗哗流

Streets held out their hands
路人们伸出手

To lead me back to my sweet manger
引导老子回到我可爱的盆盆

And tuck me into my flesh
把老子勒灵魂塞进肉体

Where I woke up to an answered prayer
当老子醒来勒时候，上帝终于答应了

这个是办公室超强勒同事翻译勒山寨版，很强悍哇？

还有一个文言文版，我无语了……

帝欲以枪置余帝赐余以一枪曰：予之尔，挡路者方可杀之

吾曰：大善！

呜呼！弗思考之燃眉，

遂寻首当其冲者

若吾之枪弹无穷也

遂将****杀之，不断呼

因余常惯独悲余之伤也

帝赐予音乐再三

尔等独唱之

独闻吾之声，嘶哑呜咽

只因无人相随伴之

吾尝患得患失予爱之深渊

呜呼，尔等方知此乃汝之择焉？

无神无采以地躺之

遂立，舞之

犹如受伤之天使

吾窥之以镜

泪以面流之

路人伸手善待吾以礼

引吾归盆皿

遂置之吾于母体间

醒 帝允之